Kenny promotes National Action Figure Day in an interview.
In a room that smelled like aging meat Chef Mutton Chop had too much to drink He blurted out: The guy who prepared your soup never washes his hands after […]
I’ll tell you who’s trapped — I was trapped during that post. You’re full of rubbish. You should be kicked off the internet. Oh my gawd! And you call yourself […]
Yesterday I got trapped in a conversation about nothing, And it went on and on and on And on and on and on And on and on and on And […]
Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse We’re tearing hammies from here to Miami We do our chaturangas in bling We are the yoga kings We’re always bringing the hassle To the parkour […]
Granny’s looking for someone special to meet Cruising the internet for a guy who’s sweet Her husband died and now she feels like a loner Over the net she met […]
Shopping this morning my face is numb It’s the second time I’ve been crop dusted by an invisible bum A fly-by of flatulence that smells like day old bologna Searching […]