Be Nice to Your Waiter

In a room that smelled like aging meat

Chef Mutton Chop had too much to drink


He blurted out:

The guy who prepared your soup


never washes his hands after he poops!

Yes, tap water from the sink


is scary to drink.

They all put their dinkys


in the drinkys!

And their noodles


poke your strudel!

Always having fun

with your bun,


never forgetting the extra sleaze

on the cheese.

Hepatitis — Tag, You’re it!

Chef Mutton Chop then leaned over and vomited in a trash can.

And one final thought…

They always use the tortilla as a wipe


before they roll your burrito tight.


Have a great time as you dine tonight.


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