Be Nice to Your Waiter

In a room that smelled like aging meat

Chef Mutton Chop had too much to drink

sherry

He blurted out:

The guy who prepared your soup

lobster-bisque

never washes his hands after he poops!

Yes, tap water from the sink

rustyfaucet

is scary to drink.

They all put their dinkys

drink

in the drinkys!

And their noodles

strudel

poke your strudel!

Always having fun

with your bun,

burger

never forgetting the extra sleaze

on the cheese.

Hepatitis — Tag, You’re it!

Chef Mutton Chop then leaned over and vomited in a trash can.

And one final thought…

They always use the tortilla as a wipe

burrito

before they roll your burrito tight.

Cheers!

Have a great time as you dine tonight.

waiters